Dear Self,

In the future, please try to remember to focus on one thing at a time. A good example would be when you’re checking an item in the oven - you really should use a hotpad to push back in the oven shelf instead of tinfoil. This way, you won’t scream in pain (like a little girl) while your skin melts to the oven.

Anyways, I just wanted to send you a helpful reminder on how painful the burns are on your fingers are.

Take care (and don’t be so stupid),
me