Well this didn’t take long: Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake are being sued by a woman who claims their raunchy duet at Sunday’s Super Bowl caused her “outrage, anger, embarrassment and serious injury.” Although no specific figure for damages is given in Carlin’s lawsuit, she has stated that punitive damages should not exceed the combined gross revenues of all defendants over the last three years. And since every single defendant is a multi-millionaire, a final payout could be huge.

Give me a break. The person who filed this lawsuit should be sued for ’seriously injuring’ the American legal system.