This is from an IM with Randy: Vodka-sipping barfly goes up in flames A man has suffered burns after he tried to light a cigarette but ended up igniting a glass of vodka in his hand, it was learned Monday.

Speaking of Randy, check out his latest rant: Screw You, Hallmark “I want a “No Kids Day,” plain and simple. It’s only fair after all. Doesn’t anyone get that people that don’t have kids are already made to feel like their outcasts on most days already?”